#gan ma

[danmeiljie]

Episode 5: Flavour Its Yours

[softwaring]

[coalashslurry]

[royalsea-art]

current mood

[necronatural]

want to make rice congee -> no rice -> my life is fucking over

i dont actually have anything to put in the congee -> i can get some while im picking up rice -> life is beautiful

[ashes2caches]

average butch for butch relationship

[ruanbaijie]

THE SPIREALM 致命游戏 (2024) 1.63 adapted from the danmei novel Kaleidoscope of Death 死亡万花筒 by Xi Zi Xu 西子绪

[the-lumpfish-king]

I love that I can take some oil in a pan, dump in a random pile of veggies and meat, add some lime, soy and fish sauce, and sesame oil, and just make a stir-fry

Truly wonderful

[tumorhead]

me rn

[afniel]

I ate the absolute best cup noodle in my goddamn entire life today and maybe that was because I was super hungry and incredibly depleted in electrolytes from barely eating and sweating to death for three days in a row, but I stand by that statement.

And because I know someone is going to ask, everyone has to prommy not to laugh and be niceys to me about this. Okay? If you keep reading you pinky prommy, that's the rules and you're agreeing to them.

Okay now that we've got the formalities sorted, it was a Hello Kitty chicken flavor. Only I didn't use their oil packet, because it was artificially flavored and not very exciting. I mixed about a teaspoon of roasted chicken Better Than Bouillon and a teaspoon of olive oil and a drizzle of the oil out of our jar of Lao Gan Ma and mixed that up instead. Also after waiting the three minutes, I cracked in an egg, stirred it up, it wasn't warm enough for the egg to cook, so I microwaved it 30 more minutes.

And Jesus fucking Christ on a jetpack in low orbit it was so ridiculously good that I'm going to be dreaming of it for the rest of my life. You do gotta open the powdered spice packet carefully, it's got a lot of very fine ginger and pepper and your sinuses will get got no matter what you do, but damn I need another tomorrow or I'll commit so many felonies* you guys.

*In Minecraft.

[frozenfauna]

it's good for you

[metastablephysicist]

i hate to say it but the people who put chili crisp on everything are correct

[movingnortharchive]

A shrine to the gods of Lao Gan Ma, or, over at Caitlin's for tea | Dundee, Scotland, April 2024

📸: Olympus Trip AF MD + Kodak Ultramax

[bang-bang-gang]

i made something so delicious and evil for dinner i think it will get me banned from at least italy and possibly some other countries.

[fauvester]

happy Lim!

bajor sends some relief packages to cardassia prime after the fire. Lim is introduced to some bajoran spices and sauces and is a big fan.

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finally got my grubby little hands on lao gan ma